where to stay in Taipei

Perhaps this is a joke, or very friend said to me, he met two foreigners on the road, take the initiative to come up to talk with him, listen to friends with a curious, he only knows a little about English, the two foreigners to tell him, he finally understood, the foreigner lost, also listen to a sentence where to stay in Taipei, for their problems, the friend also cannot use English to express a complete sentence, give them guidance Hotel direction, they not fully understand the way, asked the sentence where to stay in Taipei, the friend also Speechless, right next to the station the one understand english.